Last Night

towards the End of Public Enemies, my boy Jontae from school(college) called me! Just checkin' in/catchin' up. He's just so cool staying in Jamaica for the summer, pfft. Anyways, we talked for like an hour and at one point- after we talked about relationship fails- we got on the topic of "Interracial Couple'ling"


Me: Lately, I've been more attracted to not Black guys. I'm ready to date a white guy, again. Or a non black guy.
Jontae: Oh-my-Gaaaahhhhddd! I want to date a White girl SoOo Bad!!
Me: Haha, Why the sudden urge to date a White girl?
Jontae: I don't know, I just do.
Me: We need to go to more Mixed Parties or Events.
Jontae:(Confessing) I think If I ever had sex with a white girl. . . I would b u s t inside her. (pause in conversation) starts laughing
Me: (?!) LOL'ing ,wait what?! what the hell?
Jontae: I wouldn't even do it for pleasure.

. . . I just need my kids to be pretty. They have to be. ..Ah, They would be so beautiful.


. . . You know what, I'll give you that.